?What we need in the future is what every top side needs. Good players who are capable of winning us the Premiership.?
[Reds can muscle in on the big deals](http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0500liverpoolfc/0100news/tm_headline=reds-can-muscle-in-on-the-big-deals%26method=full%26objectid=18593715%26siteid=50061-name_page.html)
Þetta á ekkert erindi undir þessari frétt en ég varð að koma þessu að einhvers staðar 🙂
“American scouts have prepared a guide to some of the Liverpool squad for the new owners:
Netminder with 19 shutouts this regular season. Save average of .854 in last five outs.
Captain of defense ? 2,963 minutes of field time with powerplay change-up stats of 5-6-3.
Defensive cornerback and outside linebacker ranked six in division for forward offense running plays. 245 defensive tackle ratio.
Veteran centerblocker famed for aerial rebound ability. From Finlandland.
Cornerman who regularly features in goalshot of the month sweeps with a left strike rated in top five nationwide for sweetness.
Team MVP, captain and midfielderman famed for power running. Center, right wingerbacker (offensive and defensive) and secondary power forward. Career high came in Pro-Ball showdown against the Milan Tumblers.
Controversial wide receiver/goal forward rated division?s third most likely to face red-card takedown in grudge slams. Has switched franchises several times.
Robert Bernard Fowler
Veteran strike attacker and all-time Liverpool Reds Hall of Famer. Once considered league MVP for shot-zone rebounds and accuracy in the paint.
Wide receiver/running forward has rushed for over 1,000 yards in rookie season.
Peter Crouch Jr
Power forward who could have potential if consortium moves into NBA.”
Hahahaha, snillingur sá sem bjó þetta til.
Les fyrirsögnina á fréttinni alltaf svona: “Þegar Jamie Carragher talar þá hlustar heimurinn!”